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    Artillian Warranty Card

    Cleaning up the shop since it was warm enough the last few days. Look what I found, nice and clean from my new plow adapter purchase. Chris you need to follow Tommy Boys advice.....Just Kidding. You make a great product.


    Tommy: Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why would somebody put a guarantee on a box? Hmmm, very interesting.

    Ted Nelson: Go on, I'm listening.

    Tommy: Here's the way I see it, Ted. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.

    Ted Nelson: Yeah, makes a man feel good.

    Tommy: 'Course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted?

    Ted Nelson: What's your point?

    Tommy: The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Buildin' model airplanes!" says the little fairy, well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off your dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I've seen it a hundred times.

    Ted Nelson: But why do they put a guarantee on the box?

    Tommy: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of ****. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I've got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.

    Ted Nelson: Okay, I'll buy from you
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    Sorry to have to inform you, but you just voided your warranty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Artillian View Post
    Sorry to have to inform you, but you just voided your warranty.
    What's your point?
    I don't think he will need it anyway.
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