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    Uranus Stinks!

    Please don't take it personally!

    Apparently the planet has been appropriately named all these years!!

    https://www.space.com/40374-uranus-c...tten-eggs.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titleist1 View Post
    Please don't take it personally!

    Apparently the planet has been appropriately named all these years!!

    https://www.space.com/40374-uranus-c...tten-eggs.html
    There's a lot of really smelly stuff wafting around Uranus.
    Hmmm. I always enjoy a good scientific discussion...which reminds me; seems like there was a comparison made between toilet tissue and the Star Ship Enterprise...seems they both run rings around Uranus and wipe out Klingons (Sorry...good thing I'm not on stage ducking tomatoes and cabbages). Ba dump!
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    Did someone mention toilet paper?? -

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    Quote Originally Posted by CADplans View Post
    Did someone mention toilet paper?? -

    Only tell this to your wife,,, if you are wearing a cast iron jock strap,,, -

    That there is just funny, I don't care who you are!
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    Old ones but still funny and you do know one more of these will get the MODs in gear right!!! And I had a good one too!
    I knew as soon as I saw the post where this was going to go!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titleist1 View Post
    Please don't take it personally!

    Apparently the planet has been appropriately named all these years!!

    https://www.space.com/40374-uranus-c...tten-eggs.html
    One has to wonder what these scientists were thinking with that caption!!! I said no s&*% when I saw it on the news the other day! and out loud to boot!
    I figured Giz would have something to add to all of this by now! Is he sick or on vacation? Pappa too but he's not up yet so I'm sure he will have a comment or two!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tj1 View Post
    One has to wonder what these scientists were thinking with that caption!!! I said no s&*% when I saw it on the news the other day! and out loud to boot!
    I figured Giz would have something to add to all of this by now! Is he sick or on vacation? Pappa too but he's not up yet so I'm sure he will have a comment or two!
    Some scientists do have a sense of humor; I recall...many years ago...reading an article about a scientific study on the erotic effects of certain foods or supplements. The title went something like this: "Preliminary results of scientific study suggest that certain foods may act as an aphrodisiac, but so far no hard evidence".
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    Now if the black hole on Venus smells like fish, well .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2LaneCruzer View Post
    Some scientists do have a sense of humor; I recall...many years ago...reading an article about a scientific study on the erotic effects of certain foods or supplements. The title went something like this: "Preliminary results of scientific study suggest that certain foods may act as an aphrodisiac, but so far no hard evidence".

    is this the new clean joke thread!!! Thanks Titleist1. Whoops, spoke to soon...
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    Quote Originally Posted by steveontheridge2 View Post
    Now if the black hole on Venus smells like fish, well .....

    This may have killed the thread!! Dog agrees....
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