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    Cool Funny tractor joke(s)

    Ya'll may have heard this before...


    Q: Why are John Deere tractors green?

    A: So they can hide in the grass and watch the Kubotas do all the work!




    Q: Why are Kubota tractors orange?

    A: So you can find them easier when they break down!
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    "Funny" Tractor Jokes might be just a stretch for this thread title!!







    Just playin' with ya! Those were actually pretty cute!
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    -Other than a lawn mower, his general purpose yard machine is an excavator. Need to till the garden? Get the excavator out. Need to trim the trees - excavator. Need to aerate the lawn? Excavator can do that too. Need to clean the gutters on the house. You guessed it, excavator. He is ... the most interesting farmer in the world.

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    The automotive sport of drifting is generally practiced using powerful rear-wheel-drive cars, although it is possible to drift many other types of vehicles. For example, it is possible to drift a 30,000 pound combine. I've seen it done. He is ... the most interesting farmer in the world.

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    His tractor driving skills are so incredible that if you tried to record it with a video camera, the camera would overheat. He is ... the most interesting farmer in the world

    He keeps a picture of his QuadTrac ... in his QuadTrac, so he can remember how awesome it looks while he is driving it. He is ... the most interesting farmer in the world.

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    He actually bought one of those Balzer 2000 bushel grain carts. He needed a seed tender that could keep up with his planter. He is ... the most interesting farmer in the world.

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    In 2008, BMW had to abandon their marketing phrase "The Ultimate Driving Machine" when one of their design engineers had the opportunity to ride in a John Deere 8530 with ILS suspension. You-know-who brought the 8530 to the Nürburgring, not to set a lap time, but to smooth out the sand traps around the corners. Being a courteous chap, he gave a BMW employee a lift back to their pit area, but that ride changed the course of automotive history. He is ... the most interesting farmer in the world. Supposedly you can still see the 20.8 R 54 longbar-longbar-shortbar tread marks around the south hair-pin corner of the track. He wanted to give the BMW development group a little something to remember him by.

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    He wears Caterpillar shoes, a John Deere hat, and a Claas jacket while driving a Case IH tractor pulling a Kinze planter. For him, this is the definition of 'multicultural'. He is ... the most interesting farmer in the world.

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    He has a herd of unicorns at his hay operation. He feeds them a special high-protein diet to build muscle. Once they're strong enough, they're an army of walking bale-spears. He is ... the most interesting farmer in the world.

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    Case IH began labeling their tractors with the engine horse power after they heard about his collection of Farmalls. His Farmall 300 has 300 horsepower. The Farmall 400 is just a bit over 400 HP on the PTO, but closer to 360 at the drawbar due to axle issues. He is ... the most interesting farmer in the world.

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    He enjoys reading a book called "50 Shades of Green". It contains pictures of John Deere tractors from antique to current production. He is ... the most interesting farmer in the world.

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    I suppose farmers with acid indigestion would take... Agri Seltzer...?
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