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    I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

    The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what is in the pills the Vet gave him, but they taste a little like peppermint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ga80486 View Post
    I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

    The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what is in the pills the Vet gave him, but they taste a little like peppermint.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ga80486 View Post
    The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what is in the pills the Vet gave him, but they taste a little like peppermint.
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    Three bulls were standing in the pen discussing the arrival of a new bull, oldest one said "he can't have any of my cows, middle one said " I,m not giving up any of mine, youngest bull said "I don't have any cows to give"!

    The truck pulled in, sides were shaking, loud bellowing, horns showing above the racks. Oldest bull decided to give up 1/3rd of his cows, middle bull said "he can have half of my cows, youngest bull went running towards the truck bellowing, pawing the ground & kicking. Oldest bull yelled after him, "man, what are you doing, that thing will kill you"!

    Young bull bellowed back "I just want to be sure he knows I'm a bull"!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ga80486 View Post
    I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

    The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what is in the pills the Vet gave him, but they taste a little like peppermint.
    If one pill per day after a couple of days sent the bull on this "activity frenzy" you had better be careful about "tasting them" or you might be breaking through fences in a couple of days. I suggest that YOU climb over the fences, and not try to break through them since you could get hurt.

    Also, since the pills taste like peppermint, Good news is peppermint also will settle an upset stomach.....

    So, was the pill the Vet left purple in color?

    All the bull needed to do was to learn his special purpose.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ga80486 View Post
    The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what is in the pills the Vet gave him, but they taste a little like peppermint.
    Its been a while since I laughed this hard.

    Maybe he self conscious about his breath.

    Have to ask. Did you taste them before or after you saw how they worked.

    I am officially making a motion for your post to be post of the year.

    No pun intended, after I reread for mistakes I thought I better say that.



    Hmmm. Anyone know where ga disappeared to since he started this post


    As for me, I am going to brush my teeth and go to bed. Later good people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herminator View Post
    Its been a while since I laughed this hard.

    Maybe he self conscious about his breath.

    Have to ask. Did you taste them before or after you saw how they worked.

    I am officially making a motion for your post to be post of the year.

    No pun intended, after I reread for mistakes I thought I better say that.



    Hmmm. Anyone know where ga disappeared to since he started this post


    As for me, I am going to brush my teeth and go to bed. Later good people.
    i reckon he's out chasing his bull around his neighbors pasturesi 2nd it to be post of the yr
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    Quote Originally Posted by ga80486 View Post
    I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

    The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what is in the pills the Vet gave him, but they taste a little like peppermint.
    Lol
    I almost spit out my coffee
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    Oh brother, a bull chasing a bull....
    Quote Originally Posted by BigJim55 View Post
    i reckon he's out chasing his bull around his neighbors pasturesol:i 2nd it to be post of the yr
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