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    Love Dress?

    A mother-in-law unexpectedly stopped by the recently married couple's house.
    She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in.
    She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked!

    "What are you doing?" she asked.

    "I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

    "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

    "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

    "Love dress? But you're naked!"

    "Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy."

    The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress.
    When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and
    expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.

    Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.

    "What are you doing?" he asked.

    "This is my love dress," she replied.

    "Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?"
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    Bet he's not getting any.....................dinner either!!! He'd better hope she doesn't have a cast iron skillet or a rolling pin!!
    If man had enough horse sense to treat his wife like a Thoroughbred, she'd never grow into an old nag.

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    FWIW, I'm permanent press.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmo2 View Post
    FWIW, I'm permanent press.
    I'll bet you have wrinkles in places you would never mention on the forum!

    I keep saying, when I get old, I'm going to eat enough to fill out the wrinkles!! Good thing I am 30 years from that!!
    If man had enough horse sense to treat his wife like a Thoroughbred, she'd never grow into an old nag.

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    Now thats funny!!!!!

    X2 on hoping there's not a cast iron skillet in the house!!!!

    Oh, wait, a cast iron IRON!!!!!!!!!
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    @ gizmo2

    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmo2 View Post
    FWIW, I'm permanent press.
    For What I'M Worth, I'm permanent press....
    Yeeeeaaa right....

    I love playing gizmo2...
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    The news release from the hospital would have read something like this.....

    Doctors say that he will recover from his injuries and will likely walk again but he will continue to be fed his breakfast, lunch and dinner through a straw
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    Quote Originally Posted by farmgirl19 View Post
    I'll bet you have wrinkles in places you would never mention on the forum!

    I keep saying, when I get old, I'm going to eat enough to fill out the wrinkles!! Good thing I am 30 years from that!!
    Doesn't work! I know. But............If I take my glasses off and look in the mirror, I look pretty good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmo2 View Post
    Doesn't work! I know. But............If I take my glasses off and look in the mirror, I look pretty good.
    If you're like me without the glasses can't tell if I have toothpaste on the toothbrush. Yea still looking good no wrinkles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by etcallhome View Post
    If you're like me without the glasses can't tell if I have toothpaste on the toothbrush. Yea still looking good no wrinkles.
    Heck, without my glasses dieselshadow would look good.
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