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    I believe her dress is a nice John Deere Green!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superglidesport View Post
    I believe her dress is a nice John Deere Green!

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    That guy is not only not getting any.........dinner tonight, but he'll be lucky if she EVER gives him any!!
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    Maybe the feller does the COOKING but it's apparent she does the eating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by farmgirl19 View Post
    That guy is not only not getting any.........dinner tonight, but he'll be lucky if she EVER gives him any!!
    They have to be newlyweds. No married man enjoying the "married" status for any length of time would ever make such an insane remark, either drunk, sober or contemplating divorce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2LaneCruzer View Post
    They have to be contemplating divorce.
    That might just hurry it along....
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    I like women in either a red or black dress. That's all I've got.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zebrafive View Post
    I like women in either a red or black dress. That's all I've got.
    You have red and black dresses? Sounds like pictures are in order........You do realize that "You are a Glorius Beacon of Light", right?
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