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    I saw this online and wanted to share with the GTT community.....
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    Hey, that ain't funny! Don't start giving some of the guys, one in particular, ideas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MDrew View Post
    Hey, that ain't funny! Don't start giving some of the guys, one in particular, ideas.
    You’re too slow. Years too slow..... Heck, that’s probably him in the cartoon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dieselshadow View Post
    You’re too slow. Years too slow..... Heck, that’s probably him in the cartoon.
    Found a picture of him without his sweatpants

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    Seen something similar bout 10 years ago

    Lady nearby would ride the tractor nude, and hang her bikini top on the throttle lever. Wasn’t particularly well built so I’m not sure you’d ever notice except when near the road, she’d drape it around her neck over the lady parts. I passed the field several times before it caught my attention when she turned away from the road to go back out and I saw her take the top off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by timzr View Post
    Wasn’t particularly well built so I’m not sure you’d ever notice except when near the road,
    Its still not something you see every day though.

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    Like a woman in shoe store...I want to see every pair
    -2017 2032R, 220r Loader, I-Match, Ken's Extended Top Hook, MMM, JD Ballast Box, Dual rear SCV's, Single Point Hydraulic Connection, Landscape Rake, Tarter Tiller, Boom Pole, Middle Buster/Potato Plow, Drag Harrow, Single Row Hipper, 5' Enorossi sickle bar, 3 point spike drag, Titan 42" Forks, 60" Box Blade, Landpride 3 point spreader, Leinbach 5' Disc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by timzr View Post
    Lady nearby would ride the tractor nude, and hang her bikini top on the throttle lever. Wasn’t particularly well built so I’m not sure you’d ever notice except when near the road, she’d drape it around her neck over the lady parts. I passed the field several times before it caught my attention when she turned away from the road to go back out and I saw her take the top off.

    Years ago I was working at a trailer court hooking up service to a new trailer along with gas , and water company. This young lady guessing college student came home , went inside her trailer across the street from us (home). A few minutes later she comes outside with a very small bikini and starts mowing here yard with a push mower. She made 8-10 passes in the front yard for all of us to see when she backed up against a rose bush.

    Off came the top and she takes off running into the trailer. Never seen her outside the rest of the day.... After 10-15 mins one of the workers went and shut the mower off for her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HomesteadJoe View Post
    I saw this online and wanted to share with the GTT community.....
    (Here he comes)
    Looka dat, looka dat
    (There he goes)
    Looka dat, looka dat
    (And he ain't wearin' no clothes)
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