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    Missing wife..........

    A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing.

    Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.

    Sergeant: What is her height?

    Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

    Sergeant: Weight?

    Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.

    Sergeant: Color of eyes?

    Husband: Never noticed.

    Sergeant: Color of hair?

    Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.

    Sergeant: What was she wearing?

    Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.

    Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?

    Husband: She went in my truck.

    Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?

    Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up.

    Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.
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    Understandable!!!
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    I hate to say this, but that is about the amount of detail that I would provide.
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    Was that Gizmos2's wife, babycakes?
    She most likely needed a break.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyweight View Post
    Was that Gizmos2's wife, babycakes?
    She most likely needed a break.
    I think she would take the Subaru. She could get further away on less gas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyweight View Post
    Was that Gizmos2's wife, babycakes?
    She most likely needed a break.
    Nope, Just checked...........................truck is in the driveway. Not sure where Babycakes is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmo2 View Post
    Nope, Just checked...........................truck is in the driveway. Not sure where Babycakes is.
    Just look for a Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch they are probably together!
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    He probably had pictures too............................................... ...........of the truck.
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