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    Women's intellect

    My wife just said to me "After you answer my question, can you please go feed the dogs?"

    I realized I was screwed the moment I parted my lips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustChris View Post
    My wife just said to me "After you answer my question, can you please go feed the dogs?"

    I realized I was screwed the moment I parted my lips.

    Here lad, this explains it all electronically:
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustChris View Post
    My wife just said to me "After you answer my question, can you please go feed the dogs?"

    I realized I was screwed the moment I parted my lips.

    That was smart on her part. I hope you did all three.
    1. Answered the question
    2. Which meant you fed the dogs
    3. Kept yourself out of trouble

    Yep you were screwed.
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    JustChris,

    How long have you been married?
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    Correct answer: Yes, ______________ (you fill in the blank; Dear, Sweetie, Honey, Baby, Babycakes, Cupcake, etc.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff R. View Post
    JustChris,

    How long have you been married?
    I've been on a leash so long the collar doesn't even hurt my neck anymore.
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    Have we seen pictures of your 2010's, JustChris?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRobinson View Post
    Have we seen pictures of your 2010's, JustChris?
    It's just a joke on the reputation of the 2010's buddy!

    I bought my real tractor out of the Northern Tool catalog. Yeah, while I was looking through the pages, someone else needed the bathroom and I made the foolish mistake of hurrying up and clicking the Add to Cart button.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zebrafive View Post
    Correct answer: Yes, ______________ (you fill in the blank; Dear, Sweetie, Honey, Baby, Babycakes, Cupcake, ​sweety pumpkin, sweety muffin, sweety pie, sweety cakes, etc.)

    you missed a few!
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    Wait till you're retired...

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