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    I Hate My Job day !!

    Received an email this morning..

    When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'

    [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]

    Try this out:

    Stop at your pharmacy and go to the
    thermometer section and purchase
    a rectal thermometer made by
    Johnson & Johnson.

    Be very sure you get this brand.

    When you get home, lock your
    doors, draw the curtains and
    disconnect the phone so
    you will not be disturbed.


    Change into very comfortable
    clothing and sit in your favorite
    chair. Open the package and
    remove the thermometer.

    Now, carefully place it on a table
    or a surface so that it will not
    become chipped or broken.


    Now the fun part begins.

    Take out the literature from
    the box and read it carefully.

    You will notice that in small
    print there is this statement:


    "Every Rectal Thermometer
    made by Johnson & Johnson
    is personally tested
    and then sanitized."

    Now, close your eyes and repeat
    out loud five times,' I am so glad
    I do not work in the thermometer
    quality control department at
    Johnson & Johnson.'

    HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER,
    THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE
    WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A
    PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS.


    If you haven't got a smile on your face
    and laughter in your heart...

    Maybe you should go and work
    for Johnson and Johnson.


    Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date.
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    I wonder if they have a union......



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    I'd hate to be the one making sure they were doing their job....or training them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rgd View Post
    I'd hate to be the one making sure they were doing their job....or training them.
    Really! I thought it would be right up your alley.
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