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    Take me to Jail!

    A Virginia state trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south
    of the Virginia/ West Virginia Stateline. When the trooper asked the
    driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and
    Juggler and was on his way to Beckley WV to do a show at the Shrine
    Circus. He didn't want to be late. The trooper told the driver he was
    fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little
    juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the
    trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to
    juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if
    he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5
    flares, lit them and handed them to him. While the man was juggling, a
    car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from West
    Virginia got out, watched the performance, then went over to the
    patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him
    and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what
    he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, you might as well take me
    to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.
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