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    Eight Thoughts to Ponder...

    Eight Thoughts to Ponder...





    Number 8 Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    Number 6 Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

    Number 5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

    Number 4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

    Number 3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

    Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    And Finally:

    Number 1 Thought: Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.



    And as someone recently said to me, "Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."








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    Quote Originally Posted by Kennyd View Post
    Eight Thoughts to Ponder...





    Number 8 Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    Number 6 Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

    Number 5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

    Number 4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

    Number 3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

    Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    And Finally:

    Number 1 Thought: Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.



    And as someone recently said to me, "Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."









    LOL, and the weird seems to get closer to you every year
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    Number 1 reminded me to lay off the salsa.




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