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BOSS CAN I HAVE THE DAY OFF

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.
There are 365 days available to work.
There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have two days off per week.
Since you spend 16 hrs each day away from work, you have used up 170 days.
Leaving only 91 days available.
You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break (before smoking breaks).
which counts for 23 days each year leaving only 68 days available.
With a one hour lunch each day using another 46 days leaving 22 available for work.
You normally spend 2 days on sick leave.
This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work.
We are off 5 holidays per year, so your working time is down to 15 days.
We generously give you 14 days of vacation each year, which leaves only 1 day available for work.

I'll be switched if you're going to take the day off.:bigthumb::laugh::laugh:
 

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BOSS CAN I HAVE THE DAY OFF

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.
There are 365 days available to work.
There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have two days off per week.
Since you spend 16 hrs each day away from work, you have used up 170 days.
Leaving only 91 days available.
You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break (before smoking breaks).
which counts for 23 days each year leaving only 68 days available.
With a one hour lunch each day using another 46 days leaving 22 available for work.
You normally spend 2 days on sick leave.
This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work.
We are off 5 holidays per year, so your working time is down to 15 days.
We generously give you 14 days of vacation each year, which leaves only 1 day available for work.

I'll be switched if you're going to take the day off.:bigthumb::laugh::laugh:
You're a real spoil sport! :lolol:
 

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Yeah, I am glad he isn't my boss.
 

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nice post! I have been wondering why I am feeling so tired since I retired. I am working harder now than when I actually worked for a living. Wish I would have seen this post before I went and retired:laugh:
That's it, I'm not retiring. :lol:
 

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That's it, I'm not retiring. :lol:
Oh , So your coworkers tell you as they told me..." Why retire you don't do anything now ? :laugh:"
 

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