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Gotcha...... April fools. :mocking:

 

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:lolol: i think that was mean...................:lol::lolol::hide: but i fell for it too.............:laugh:
 

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I'm holding out for a 15HP 4-series. Maybe next year? :laugh:
 

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Well,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,you got me :banghead: :lol:
 

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HA HA HA


You got me :lol::bigthumb:
 

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Daggummit...got my attention
 

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I was hoping for a mid mount grader blade on the 36hp turbo version
 

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Members who only use black keys, need not apply to the 1036R. Red key only kinda machine. :thumbup1gif:

Uses so little fuel, you have to drain it off every now and again. Yup. :yahoo:

Has so much traction, you have to sign a damage release waiver if you want to use on a lawn. :bigthumb:

Has 54 PTO horse power and 73 drawbar. :dunno:

Maintenance? There is none. It's perfect.

Ground speed? We dare you to mash the pedal all the way. You don't have it in you for high range. Low range? The world revolves around the rear axle. Mid range is just right.

That's right, 5 range hydrostatic with only one range needed.

Voice annunciator with full color touch screen, 17.5", bigger than the Ram.

Computer controller all-wheel-drive with extra knobs and levers to mess with the Orange guys.

Electric or hydraulic power steering, switch on the fly.

Laser guided mid-mount mower.

Air-ride seat with exhaust channel.

Want a stack? Two are standard.

Gyroscopically stabilized ROPS system makes it impossible to roll. In fact, this tractor can be parked on the ceiling of your barn, if it has the beans to handle the new 1036R.

Fellas. This is one bad tractor. :kidw_truck_smiley:
 

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Can I get the optional Surface-to-Air missile launcher on mine?
 

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I read the thread title and put mine up for sale. Now I have to take it back down! That's just mean Diesel! :banghead:
 

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Members who only use black keys, need not apply to the 1036R. Red key only kinda machine. :thumbup1gif:

Uses so little fuel, you have to drain it off every now and again. Yup. :yahoo:

Has so much traction, you have to sign a damage release waiver if you want to use on a lawn. :bigthumb:

Has 54 PTO horse power and 73 drawbar. :dunno:

Maintenance? There is none. It's perfect.

Ground speed? We dare you to mash the pedal all the way. You don't have it in you for high range. Low range? The world revolves around the rear axle. Mid range is just right.

That's right, 5 range hydrostatic with only one range needed.

Voice annunciator with full color touch screen, 17.5", bigger than the Ram.

Computer controller all-wheel-drive with extra knobs and levers to mess with the Orange guys.

Electric or hydraulic power steering, switch on the fly.

Laser guided mid-mount mower.

Air-ride seat with exhaust channel.

Want a stack? Two are standard.

Gyroscopically stabilized ROPS system makes it impossible to roll. In fact, this tractor can be parked on the ceiling of your barn, if it has the beans to handle the new 1036R.

Fellas. This is one bad tractor. :kidw_truck_smiley:
Chuck Norris has one of the prototypes and had to put a restrictor plate on it.
 

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I'm holding out for a 15HP 4-series. Maybe next year? :laugh:
Hey, I got one of those...it’s called a Farmall B.:lolol:
 

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Got me too! At first I thought it must be a European model. LOL. :thumbup1gif:
 
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