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I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the
warning labels and let the problems work themselves out.
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move
out of the way much faster now.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her
hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their
mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like
someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
I don't like making plans for the day because then
the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five
years in a row.
I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the
Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning
Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for
murderers. If you find one, what's your plan?


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