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I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the
warning labels and let the problems work themselves out.
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I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move
out of the way much faster now.
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You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her
hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.
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Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their
mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like
someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
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I don't like making plans for the day because then
the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
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I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five
years in a row.
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I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the
Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning
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Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for
murderers. If you find one, what's your plan?

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