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My internet is down. I’m going to Google headquarters tomorrow to ask them stuff
Ask for this guy named Al (sumthin'), he said he invented it. :lol:
 

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“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.” – Robin Williams


Sent from my phone that’s smarter than me
 

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Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained as ignorance...
 

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If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world's great literary works in Braille.
I get this mental image of all those rednecks, and they have almost reached their goal of producing all those works. Then after all that, the last redneck misses and the last sentence is garbage. Darn it! Got to start over now. :banghead:
 

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It is what it is. - That’s a favorite of mine and Mrs. CP

Figures do not lie, but liars do figure.
 

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This topic needs a Part II in the "other" sector......I have a few but not suitable "here"
 

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God must love stupid people - he made so many of them!!
And when I encounter those creations, I remind myself that...

If everybody was above average, there wouldn't be an average!
 

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When my guys start being *****y and crybaby I tell them to have faith. Not gut rot. Don't look at it as a problem, but a challenge. Life is challenging. Positive thinking can get you through anything. Instead of complaining, say "Challenge accepted!" That usually shuts them up for a minute
 
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